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I've been trying to catch big butch bumblebees all day. Strange as it seems, those big ass bugs are rather nimble. Before some bug lover messages me threats, I'm trying to get some close up photos of them.

So my agility lacked and I had to retire to the comfort of an armchair clutching an empty jar and the shame that I was outwitted by...
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Lymph glands suck. I am a bit ill at the moment, but intend to be fully healed by July. It's a busy month and I've no time to spare! I used to love sick days when I was at school; days blissfully spent watching the normally unseen daytime tv drinking cocoa whilst wrapped ever so tightly in a patterned cotton blanket. Nostalgia for childhood days...
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I have always wanted to have the ringed scars of a shark-bite on my torso. I just think it would look cool. Getting them would suck but I imagine it would be a great talking point at the beach.

I don't understand why I'm so busy at the moment. I broke up with my all consuming ex-girlfriend eight weeks ago but somehow I've ended up...
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luckie:

Haha, Wikid

and ferrtes are stinky

But cute!

xoxox

Jun 13, 2006

So where have I been? I would love to say something interesting but the fact of the matter is that I've been doing nothing fantastic. Work sucks like giant puckered lips at the moment and a lack of a sex life is seriously damaging my morale. Who would've thought that the ole 'in out' routine was such a vital part of sanity.

Anyhoo, I'm still...
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The beast is feeling a little iffy today.

Gotta stay away from booze. Christ I feel like death. Even the booty on here isn't cheering me up.

sky:

haha, I had exactly the same feeling 2 days ago. I swore off wine for good.
It didn't last.

i'd also just like to say a big thanks for the comment on my set! i know it was a month ago now, but i'm only just getting chance to catch up because of all the uni work i was doing

xxx

May 22, 2006

I fucking love red wine, even the cheap shite that I afford. Been mostly watching Black Books and dreaming of operation overlord. See, I got the history bug bad at the moment.
Am too busy living to be cool and dance. Applied for a shitty job today just cause it was based in North London. I don't want the job but i do want the...
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ellizza:

eating in chocolate in the dark is a possibility.....or i could take up running and eat it while im running- burn it right off. well done on your 5 miles, i couldnt manage 5 minutes!

Apr 27, 2006

uuuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh.........

not good. not good.

work sucks when ya can't even stomach a coffee.

brit:

hangover? on a wednesday? crazy and reckless....
x

Apr 24, 2006

angelree:

Thanks for the comment

And i know what u mean about hangovers...they are evil! Sleep is good

Apr 25, 2006

quaffed to mucho ale methinks

Fucking bastard scumbag stuff. Just chipped a tooth whilst nibbling on a pen. Why couldn't it of happened whilst opening a beer or rock climbing? Why must my injuries always involve the most banal of circumstances! Aaarrghhhh!

Ah bollocks to it.
Ooh, note to the diary of openess that is this page, I am single again so any of you want a free ride e-mail...
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I have got a fuck load of crap to do at the moment and therefore am not able to spend as much time on this site as I would like. I've decided to break my life down into bullet points to make it easier to remember (great tip BBC Bitesize):-

-The girlfriend and I are going through a slow breakup at the moment. We both...
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