I won't post anything interesting today because I'm evil. Also, I dislike you.
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I can hardly fucking believe it!! Thos bastards at the power company came through for me good and quick! The lights are on and my heater works so The Vomica feels good at the moment.
All the same, I'm still going to cut you open and chew your innards.
All the same, I'm still going to cut you open and chew your innards.
pyronautica:
Noooo!! Not my innards!!!
Can you get the power company to do that for me??
Can you get the power company to do that for me??
**this entry made possible by surviving phone lines and the internal battery of my laptop**
Everything is frozen. Intelligent people decided that our power lines should be hung from poles rather than buried. Consequently, the lines are in tatters. Nobody has power and everything is closed. Trees and branches are falling everywhere, the roads are blocked, etc. I am very cold.
They tell us it...
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Everything is frozen. Intelligent people decided that our power lines should be hung from poles rather than buried. Consequently, the lines are in tatters. Nobody has power and everything is closed. Trees and branches are falling everywhere, the roads are blocked, etc. I am very cold.
They tell us it...
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smatt:
Thats pretty awful, where are you?
Love the profile pic by the way.
Love the profile pic by the way.
I am become.
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avanttard:
OH well you see... this is a DIFFERENT brother. If I'd been with the Monkeyboy, surely he would've been in trouble.
avanttard:
We've always been a small clan.
At least, we've always referred to ourselves in the plural.
Is there a difference?
At least, we've always referred to ourselves in the plural.
Is there a difference?
This world shall be mine,
this world is already mine.
As humans, we are a failed experiment.
We were a good idea, I admit.
We have inspiration, knowledge, but most of all we have greed.
It is my task to claim this world for my own.
"But nothing changed!"
I, as Grand Vomica, do hereby declare that your perceptions are faulty, your desires are obscene,...
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this world is already mine.
As humans, we are a failed experiment.
We were a good idea, I admit.
We have inspiration, knowledge, but most of all we have greed.
It is my task to claim this world for my own.
"But nothing changed!"
I, as Grand Vomica, do hereby declare that your perceptions are faulty, your desires are obscene,...
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slightpressureok:
Ummm. Wow. Have you checked a lithium level lately?
And then there was nothing.
I want to live in the sky. I'm going to build a space ship. I'm going to get the hell out of here. Current launch propulsion systems seem so weak. Just a big disposable cigarette lighter with unusually volatile fuel. I intend to make something better, and I intend to get the hell out of here. I used to hate...
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I want to live in the sky. I'm going to build a space ship. I'm going to get the hell out of here. Current launch propulsion systems seem so weak. Just a big disposable cigarette lighter with unusually volatile fuel. I intend to make something better, and I intend to get the hell out of here. I used to hate...
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sammaelhain23:
I have heardthat Peter Carroll of chaos magic fame has slowky been removinghimself from occult communities as he was given a grant to develop new propulsion systems.Just a rumor so far as I know, but a fun rumor.
go_lately:
btw - what's a vomica?
I went outside and smelled Halloween coming. This is the time of year when I feel most alive. There is no perfume so sweet as the scent of the next world. Ah, sweet surreality...
Gather 'round the Vomica, children, I have much to tell you.
1. There are many things which are things unto themselves and seperate from other things.
2. Monkeys don't actually have tails, just a very large whisker sprouting from the ass.
3. All you people who didn't read my conspiracy thread and join my quest to subvert reality will go to hell. Not the fun...
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1. There are many things which are things unto themselves and seperate from other things.
2. Monkeys don't actually have tails, just a very large whisker sprouting from the ass.
3. All you people who didn't read my conspiracy thread and join my quest to subvert reality will go to hell. Not the fun...
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faith:
Humanity does make me sick...pass the potatoes please.
{{{hugs}}}
{{{hugs}}}
thegrandvomica:
I see that some people have escaped Hell! Good for you! Forget the potatoes. We're gonna have mangoes, because there simply isn't any way to escape this human prison without mangoes.
I am: a very evil monkey.
I am into: doing all of the variouse things which evil monkeys like to do.
I am looking for: miscreants and mother fuckers of all shapes, sizes, and varietys.
I am into: doing all of the variouse things which evil monkeys like to do.
I am looking for: miscreants and mother fuckers of all shapes, sizes, and varietys.
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go_lately:
see, you need to post replies like that in MY journal so that i actually see them.
it's a good thing i'm a friend to the animals.
and that i can speak to them.
the cockroaches left some presents in your bathtub
it's a good thing i'm a friend to the animals.
and that i can speak to them.
the cockroaches left some presents in your bathtub
psmith:
vishnu takes the corn from his ear and uses it as an anal dildo. um.. that wasn't much of a response to your last threat.. it was just an observation.
Imagine that you are on a table, and a scary person named Vomica is standing over you with a chimpanzee in his hands. He lowers the chimpanzee until it's face is almost touching yours. It's hair tickles your skin and you smell chihuahua on it's breath. It stares meaningfully into your eyes and whispers to you all manner of arcane cultural devices and secrets. As...
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oipthestampede:
How dare you steal material from my screenplay!!! I'm getting Johnny Cochran!!!
go_lately:
chimpanzee breath smells like mealworms
Meanie.
{{{hugsanyway}}}