Member: thefreak

thefreak learned to read palms from a Chinese drag queen.

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Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. Devo
  2. Frank Zappa
  3. Cannibal Corpse
  4. Tom Jones
  5. Anything Les Claypool-related
  6. Ween
  7. The White Stripes
  8. Gorillaz
  9. Anything Mike Patton-related
  10. Slayer

films:

  1. Shaun of the Dead
  2. Dumb & Dumber
  3. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
  4. The Adventures of Milo & Otis
  5. Enter the Dragon
  6. Anything Pixar-related
  7. James Bond
  8. Forrest Gump
  9. The Wizard of Oz
  10. Anything John Waters-related

books:

  1. The Book of Bunny Suicides
  2. Manga
  3. Electronic Gaming Monthly
  4. Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man In Show Business
  5. (I don't read a lot...kinda shows)

tv shows:

  1. Monty Python's Flying Circus
  2. Futurama
  3. Family Guy
  4. Mythbusters
  5. Adult Swim
  6. Mister Rogers
  7. David Letterman
  8. Conan O'Brien
  9. The Crocodile Hunter
 

into: Video games, Movies, Music, Useless Trivia, Interweb Hilarity, Ninja, Monkeys

5 things i can't live without: Oxygen, Food, Water, Caffeine, Orgasms

vices: Caffeine, cigarettes, sex, video games, more caffeine

thoughts on sg: I love it

 

current crush: One or two. ;)

stats: It's not a beer gut. It's a "protective coating" for my rock-hard abs.

body mods: Tongue, Labret, Nipples, and Lower Lip x2

gets me hot: Piercings, Intelligence, Geekiness, Humor

sign: Do Not Feed the Animals

most humbling moment: Ever catch your cock in your zipper? Twice? In one hour? *points to self*

i lost my virginity: ...same day I met your mom. ZING!

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY PIGEONHOLES: Retro, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories