bands:

1. Devo
2. Frank Zappa
3. Cannibal Corpse
4. Tom Jones
5. Anything Les Claypool-related
6. Ween
7. The White Stripes
8. Gorillaz
9. Anything Mike Patton-related
10. Slayer

films:

1. Shaun of the Dead
2. Dumb & Dumber
3. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
4. The Adventures of Milo & Otis
5. Enter the Dragon
6. Anything Pixar-related
7. James Bond
8. Forrest Gump
9. The Wizard of Oz
10. Anything John Waters-related

books:

1. The Book of Bunny Suicides
2. Manga
3. Electronic Gaming Monthly
4. Ron Jeremy: The Hardest (Working) Man In Show Business
5. (I don't read a lot...kinda shows)

tv shows:

1. Monty Python's Flying Circus
2. Futurama
3. Family Guy
4. Mythbusters
5. Adult Swim
6. Mister Rogers
7. David Letterman
8. Conan O'Brien
9. The Crocodile Hunter
10. WWE

 

into: Video games, Movies, Music, Useless Trivia, Interweb Hilarity, Ninja, Monkeys

5 things i can't live without: Oxygen, Food, Water, Caffeine, Orgasms

vices: Caffeine, cigarettes, sex, video games, more caffeine

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: B

 

gender: male

current crush: One or two. ;)

stats: It's not a beer gut. It's a "protective coating" for my rock-hard abs.

body mods: Tongue, Labret, Nipples, and Lower Lip x2

gets me hot: Piercings, Intelligence, Geekiness, Humor

sign: Do Not Feed the Animals

most humbling moment: Ever catch your cock in your zipper? Twice? In one hour? *points to self*

i lost my virginity: ...same day I met your mom. ZING!

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Occasionally

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY PIGEONHOLES: Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories.