Member: thedvsmonkey

thedvsmonkey Who must do the hard things? He who can.

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Member: thedvsmonkey
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bands:

  1. The Beatles
  2. Led Zeppelin
  3. REM
  4. OMD
  5. Duran Duran
  6. The Cure
  7. Alice In Chains
  8. Depeche Mode
  9. DMB
  10. Enya

films:

  1. Vampire Hunter D
  2. Cowboy Bebop the Movie
  3. Grosse Point Blank
  4. Young Frankenstein
  5. The Big Lebowski
  6. Underworld
  7. Batman Begins
  8. Tombstone
  9. John Carpenter's The Thing
  10. Singing in the Rain

books:

  1. Shibumi
  2. The Fifth Profession
  3. 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea
  4. Robinson Crusoe
  5. Necroscope
  6. Rogue Warrior
  7. The Dresden Files Series
  8. The Brotherhood of the Rose
  9. The Fraternity of the Stone
  10. Psychomech

tv shows:

  1. Invader Zim
  2. Venture Brothers
  3. Futurama
  4. NCIS
  5. Bones
  6. Metalocalypse
  7. Star Trek
  8. Star Trek TNG
  9. Kolchak: The Night Stalker
  10. Fringe
 

into: Taking pictures!

not into: Hairy chics.

makes me happy: Warm boobs pressed against my back!

makes me sad: Hairy toes on pretty feet.

hobbies: people watching

5 things i can't live without: My laptop, my iPhone, my iPad, my cameras, internet access

vices: Impulse shopping, bean

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Fixing other people's problems.

 

occupation: I solve other people's problems. Actually, I present them with solutions and they choose to either follow my advice or ignore my suggestions.

current crush: Is a FUH REAK!!!

stats: Waiting for full body cybernetic prosthesis

body mods: All insignificant until I get the chip implants (minus the emotion chip of course)

heroes: Nicholai Hel, Invader Zim, S.R. Hadden, Jack Sparrow

gets me hot: High arches on women's feet, the dimple right at the top of the crack of a woman's ass, the spot right where a woman's breast smooths into her armpit. Yummy!

favorite position: On top looking down at the action!

fantasy: 2 Canon EOS 1D Mark III cameras; 1 with a 24-70 f/2.8 L lens the other with a 70-200 f/2.8 L IS lens, and all the naked women I can shake my stick at! :-D

sign: And this is our Turkish Whorehouse.

most humbling moment: When I realized I wasn't immortal.

i lost my virginity: and life has been a living hell ever since

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Tattooed, Goth, Punk, Piercing, Geek