Me originally: I'll just have a beer. No harm done.
Me when my six-year-old brother, Josh, gets off the bus: "AAAAY MOTHAFUCKA!!"
fate:
Yeah
I got asked to come in on Friday, which was supposed to be my one day to sleep in. Wanna hear me vent? No? Sure you do. Here goes:
MOTHERFUCKINGSHITFUCKGODDAMNIT!! MOTHER-DICK-EATING-COCK-SHIT BALLS!! MOTHERFUCKING JIZZ-SNORTING CUNTWEASLE THUNDERFUCK FUCK SHITTY FUCKMOTHER CUNTASS FUCK!
Thank you all! You're true friends!
caraphernelia:
I guess you should tell them you can't cause you gotta sleep :o
thecob:
I kind of want to, but I have so much to do there that I know I'm going to regret it if I don't go in.
I figure I'm not gonna get it anyway, so I might as well get drunk.
7:15 am: Wake up
7:30 am: Walk to 8 am class
8:00 am: Take history test
9:15 am: Go to work
Break (Just kidding)
5:45 pm: Hour-long bus ride, during which, I do chemistry homework
7:10 pm: Calculus test that was surprisingly difficult
9:00 pm: Walk home
9:30 pm: Shower
10:00 pm: Somehow be unable to fall asleep before my 7:35 am chemistry lecture tomorrow...
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