If you haven't read/watched To Kill a Mockingbird, or are not a fan of either, then youre a classless fool who deserves to be beaten.

At the risk of sounding like a cynical asshole I feel as though I need to say what is on alot of people's minds. Guys- do some of you know that you come off as creepers? Alot of you come off as pathetically desperate. I know that you haven't been with a girl since Bill Clinton was President but holy shit, let's try and up our game by using some proper etiquette! Because if you come off as charming, then perhaps the girl who is less than half your age may actually have a real conversation with you. Lets try not to come off as the desperate, creepy, old guy. #bestoflucktoyou

I was trying to cheer someone up and I came off as a creep. Oops.

If jerking off were an Olympic sport, I'd have alot of sticky medals...