into: mocking anything and everything, regardless of the feelings of other. more wrestling than wrestling. especially when including flaming tables. PAAS easter egg coloring. rowdy roddy piper, ric flair, the corps movies(soon to be made) CATPIKE, which is the greatest band ever.

makes me happy: CATPIKE makes me happy enough to pee my own pants

makes me sad: drowning kittens in a lake. they taste so much more better when eaten alive.

5 things i can't live without: my bondage mask. my centurion helmet. my tits awesome goat a.k.a the taint tickler, another thing and one more thing

vices: Jumping on thumbtacks, like it's a thing to do.

occupation: full time college failure

current crush: i am stalking eliza dushku. hahahahaha

stats: barrel chest and taint tickler

body mods: one large tattoo on my back that soon will also go down my arms. and i want a branding of the kanji for pain on the back of my neck

gets me hot: Forcing fellow classmates to watch a video of me giving a speech with thumbtacks in my forehead. I put them there.

favorite position: the dog in the bath tub

fantasy: Peeing on a hookers feet.

sign: pieses, picses, however you spell it

most humbling moment: peeing in my own butt

i lost my virginity: I refuse to.