into: I will try anything once. And again if it's fun!
not into: Things forcibly involving people who aren't down with whatever's going on.
makes me happy: Headshots. Complex pointer arrays that resolve without a memory leak. Pie. Intelligent people. Toast. Bloodspray. Intelligent people who are not quite so wrapped up in being intelligent as to be unwilling to turn their brains off for a little while. Cheap hookers (preferably disease-free ones, but I'm not picky).
makes me sad: Stupidity, especially when demonstrated by those in a position of authority. Few things are more depressing than wilful ignorance.
hobbies: Wasting far, far too much of my time on plans I never follow through with.
5 things i can't live without: food/water/oxygen, computer, something to read, something to listen to, something to dislike
vices: Violent video games. Isolation. Laziness. Anger. Fear.
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: In a twelve by twelve soundproofed box. My world is very small, and it's very safe in here.
occupation: Unemployed hobo / extremely bored college student
current crush: The single most subjectively ideal being ever to draw breath.
stats: +1 INT -2 CHA
heroes: Most of them are villains. I'll spare you the meandering blather surrounding the distinction.
gets me hot: You'll just have to wait and see...
favorite position: Anything particularly imaginative.
fantasy: A plague that infects stupid people, causing them to violently explode. Granted it would cover the world in gibs, but I'm okay with that.
sign: "Please feed the programmer. Dude needs to eat more."
most humbling moment: See below.
i lost my virginity: See above.
CIGARETTES: Nope
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.
MY PIGEONHOLES: Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories
