into: a lot of shit comics, work, women, and others..

makes me happy: comics, music, jest, nudity, alliterations, women

makes me sad: getting hit in the balls, boy bands, bleach blond bitches

5 things i can't live without: my penis, comics, jest, bullshiting people, lust

vices: cigars, booze, women not in that order though..

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: mutha fukker

current crush: sg

stats: no good bastard

gets me hot: real tits, round asses, big thighs, big or squinty eyes, full lips, nice hips, short/ dark hair, colored hair, long/ dark hair, piercings, vaginas!

favorite position: reverse cowgirl

fantasy: making the sg take a number and banging them like a drum. or having an entourage of a little person, a mexican, a lesbian, and a tea kettle.

sign: help wanted

most humbling moment: first DNA explosion with my pants still on... yeah.. no fun.

i lost my virginity: a block away from the million man march

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.

MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Geek