bands:

1. lamb
2. portishead
3. johnny cash
4. rev. horton heat
5. blindside
6. joni mitchel
7. the beatles
8. led zepplin
9. loretta lynn

films:

1. death to smoochy
2. saved!
3. zoolander
4. overboard!
5. american history x
6. monty python and the holy grail
7. it's a wonderful life
8. mr. smith goes to washington
9. el dorado (w/ john wayne. not the cartoon)
10. office space

books:

1. brave new world
2. the bell jar
3. ouselves as mothers: the universal experience of motherhood
4. the giver
5. les miserables
6. jane eyre
7. maniac mcgee
8. clody with a chance of meatballs
9. phantom of the opera
10. anthem

tv shows:

1. little people, big world
2. kids by the dozen
3. what not to wear
4. project runway
5. good eats
6. reba
7. sex and the city
8. the girls next door

makes me happy: getting dressed up, unexpected packages in the mail

makes me sad: abuse. i can't handle it. if it's on a tv show or movie or news, i have to change the channel or turn it off.

hobbies: learning new ways to wear babies, knitting, and i'm slowly learning to cook beyond the microwave.

5 things i can't live without: good jeans, glasses or contacts, a very padded bra, razor, and food.

vices: vodka cocktails

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: what free time? i have a two year old and a one year old. there is no such thing as free time.

current crush: edward norton. mmmmmm.

stats: stewed screwed and tattooed

body mods: one lonely tattoo...but if you want to contribute to the Kettle wants some more tattoos fund, by all means....

heroes: sting. i don't really listen to his music, but the fact that he's still making it- i respect that.

gets me hot: i have a total lust for baldness. i know, it sounds weird, but trust me. bald heads. i love me some working class skin lookers...oh and pompadours...and people who buy me drinks. ;)

favorite position: #18

fantasy: sex outside under a street light on the back of a flatbed truck.

sign: aquarius

most humbling moment: any pelvic exam at the gyno's

i lost my virginity: a long time ago. it was pretty uneventful.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories