into: levitation, astral projection, psychic mind control, Rum & Cokes, fine guitars and amps, Tesla theory, invisibility, quantum physics, Gregorian chant, tai chi, ju jitsu, ta kwon do, baking bread, boobies

makes me happy: Naked Chicks, guitars, Naked Chicks, good food, Naked Chicks, sex, good comedy, good music, Harp, good conversation, sex, a new Mary set, sex, and oh yeah: sex, did I say sex?

makes me sad: Unnaked chicks, assholes, snotty fucks, sullenness, gas prices, unintentional celibacy,

5 things i can't live without: My guitars, Sex, Harp, sex, Cable, Sex, naked chicks, sex, food, sex, water...shit that's 7, god I knew I'd fuck this up!

vices: God, we could be here all day

occupation: massage therapist, guitarist, sound engineer, dad

current crush: Mary is my ultimate crush. The rest may be seen by clicking friends on my page.

stats: Short, balding, graying, slovenly, but pretty cute and a damn good kisser

body mods: 2 tribal tats

gets me hot: one word: nakedchicks. Oh yeah, and thigh highs...on chicks. OH!...and you know when a girl slips behind you and starts kissing your neck so no one can see that's in front of you, yeeaahhh, that gets me real hot, OH or when ...

favorite position: but first how about some wine to set the mood

fantasy: To live better than my dreams, all of them.

sign: Please hold applause until performance is finished.

most humbling moment: Ya know what, I'm pretty humble to begin with so... maybe I'll add something later...geeesh

i lost my virginity: yeah, I'm always doing that

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories