CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories