GUESS I REALLY MANAGED TO KNOW HOW TO SCREW THAT ONE UP...

...the last girl I messed around with just happened to be friends with the "potential" girl that just happened show quite a bit of interest in me: they're going out together on "woman's night" this Saturday...guess I can pretty much wave "goodbye" to the "potential" girl for now, but I'm not really caring because she's a great girl and deserves better than me: I'm a slut.

...NAH...in my nine years of marriage...NEVER HAD I CHEATED, but it came close and that's probably why we never stayed together...

HELLS: SHE DESTROYED MY PLAYBOY COLLECTION...my masturbation extra-curricular activities, and when I cannot have any pleasure on my own...I tend to display myself as no fun. Like any toy: I need to be played with. Only my cats understand that one and probably realize that I need to be drinking right about now...