bands:

1. I... I can't even begin to narrow this down.

films:

1. Brazil
2. Welcome to Woop-Woop
3. The Last Temptation of Christ
4. Doomed Megalopolis
5. Metropolis
6. The Priest
7. Heavenly Creatures
8. Secretary
9. Oni Tensei
10. Three Extremes

books:

1. No way. Authors in no particular order:
2. Robert Heinlein
3. Tom Robbins
4. H.S.Thompson
5. Neil Gaiman
6. Kurt Vonnegut
7. Irvine Welsh
8. Larry Niven
9. Brian Jacques
10. Robert Anton Wilson, and Shea as well.

Video Games:

1. FF, up until X. X sucked. Sorry. Syphon Filter. Uh, Legend of Zelda: Link to the past. Illusion of Gaia.
2. Chrono Trigger. Chrono Cross. Street Fighter II. Mmmhmm.
3. Grim Fandango. Ohhhh, Secret of Mana! Tales of Phantasia! Terranigma. Lufia.
4. Realms of Despair (MUD). The original DOOM.
5. Ogre Battle ;)... Soul Blazer.
6. Day of the Tentacle, Fate of Atlantis, King's Quest, Leisure Suit Larry, Space/Police/everything Quest. Monkey Island... adventure games in general.
7. Ecco the dolphin. It made me cry when I first played it on my GameGear when I was eight.
8. Skies of Arcadia. Gran Turismo. Metal Gear Solid.
9. Phantasy Star series, most of 'em. GTA 3. Katamari Damacy.
10. Super Metroid. Mmm. Oh, hell, and Breath of Fire, and Grandia II, and can I have more room please?

into: herpetoculture, genetics, comics, reading, music, bitching, the process of tattooing, insecurity, native intelligence, making weird noises, making sick things better, self depreciation, reading haute couture magazines in secret, leek & potato soup, really really good ravioli, cigarettes, fantasizing about being independently wealthy, fantasizing about successfully breeding rare primates such as the cotton-top tamarind and helping to successfully re-stock wild populations, console gaming of all sorts, PC adventure games a la Monkey Island, Indiana Jones and the Fate of Atlantis, King's Quest, Space Quest, and so on, very good mattresses, genital mods, a good night of sleep.

not into: Unsafe choices just for the hell of it; popped collars, skinny-pant-wearing scrawny boys and girls who roam the streets of Portland in packs, drinking all the PBR at parties and being snotty.

makes me happy: New ink, new holes, a full tank of gas with nowhere in particular to go, something new to read, reciprocated lust.

makes me sad: Sickness. Futility.

5 things i can't live without: cigarettes, extra holes, a book (ANY book), my car, dr. bronners' plain castile soap.

vices: The internet. Smoking, drinking, deviance, over-analyzing.

i spend most of my free time: Reading. Copulating. Thinking.

occupation: I'll occupate you, bitch.

current crush: That bed. Mmm.

stats: I wish I could re-roll these in real life.

body mods: Of course. What do you think I am, NOT COOL? Jesus.

gets me hot: Just about everything.

favorite position: My back to the wall with a gun in my hand.

fantasy: To pack up and go.

sign: No solicitors

most humbling moment: Make this part of my profile inaccessible to non-members and I'll tell you.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Jazz Cat, Hillbilly, Rockabilly, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories