bands:

1. Bloodsimple
2. Nine Inch Nails
3. Vision of Disorder
4. Presidents of the USA
5. Deftones
6. VAST
7. Filter
8. Tool
9. Mushroomhead
10. Mudvayne

films:

1. Pulp Fiction
2. The Big Lebowski
3. Machete
4. Monsters Inc.
5. Kung Pow
6. This is Spinal Tap
7. Hot Shots 1&2
8. The Fith Element
9. Boogie Nights
10. Major League 2

books:

1. Green Eggs & Ham
2. Alice's Adventures in Wonderland
3. Through the Looking-Glass & What Alice Found There
4. 2001: A Space Odyssey
5. The Wrong-Way-Around World

tv shows:

1. South Park
2. Curb Your Enthusiasm
3. Black Books
4. MacGyver
5. Seinfeld
6. Louie
7. Gerhard Reinke's Wonderlust
8. Futurama
9. The Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy
10. The Simpsons

Video Games:

1. Legacy of Kain
2. Tony Hawk
3. Syphon Filter
4. Metal Gear Solid
5. Leisure Suit Larry
6. Commander Keen
7. God of War
8. Grand Theft Auto

into: Weird, Artistic, Random, Abstract, Metaphors & HUMOUR!

not into: People without personality.

makes me happy: My jingly ears (My earrings jingle when I shake my head. If they don't, something is wrong).

makes me sad: People/ Earth.

hobbies: DVD & Musico.

5 things i can't live without: Car, Music, Human Contact, Guitar,&Precious Lappy.

vices: Shallow sense of humour.

thoughts on sg: It's okay

i spend most of my free time: Watching DVD, writing music & hangin' with friends.

occupation: Metal Fabricator, Musician, Criminal Mastermind.

current crush: All the bootyful women in the world.

stats: 6ft

body mods: Tattoos: legs, forearm, wrist & neck Piercings: ears, nostrils & nipple

heroes: Tim Williams, Jon Crosby, Eddie Van Halen & MacGyver.

gets me hot: DUCKIES!!!

favorite position: The crooked cop frisk down II with an inverted pinch.

fantasy: I'm a locksmith called to unlock a locked door but beyond the door unbeknownst to anyone lies a magical kingdom full of mystery and random imagery that can only be explained as a whacky, fun filled adventure for the whole family to enjoy.

sign: Virgo

i lost my virginity: in a holding cell by a guy named "Tiny". He was actually quite a large fellow, but he was quite gentle.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories