into: Puns, Doctor Who, Mediaeval Baebes, Bond (the band and the movies)
not into: Bill Maher MSNBC, deragatory labels placed on people or things so people will think you're cool.
makes me happy: happiness
makes me sad: sadness
hobbies: remembering the good old days,channeling eBay
5 things i can't live without: earth, air, fire, water, dodgeball
vices: Collecting things, not people
thoughts on sg: I like it
i spend most of my free time: scratching an indefinable itch.
occupation: Ordained minister (really) Foot fetishist, Notary public extraordinaire
current crush: The Bronte Sisters, The Mediaeval Baebes ,Rambo (not the Stallone one)
stats: too short, too fat, too pasty
body mods: some semblance of a personality
heroes: My mom for teaching me how to appreciate people, and my dad for teaching how to appreciate the beauty in all women.
gets me hot: Barefoot girls dancing in the moonlight
favorite position: Upright
fantasy: Hot sects.
sign: I was planking before they had a name for it.
most humbling moment: When I ran out of tacos
i lost my virginity: But I found more tacos.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Nope
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'm old-fashioned.
MY POLITICS: Politics, who cares?
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Stay in and watch old movies on tv.
I WANT: Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
