suispud1

"For all sad words of tongue and pen,
The saddest are these It might have been".
"More sad are those we daily see,
It is but hadn't ought to be".

If over the past year I've made you smile, I'm glad.
If over the past year I've made you laugh, I'm more glad,
Yet if in the past year I've made you think, I'm gladdest of all.

But I've got to tell you if THAT'S the case, you really need to get out more,

Love your animals as you love yourselves. Except don't masturbate them. They begin to expect it.
Just saying.

TFPA TGIF LSMFT seacrest out,