A slice of life:
I was walking down the street the other day and I happened to look up and I said to myself "My gosh, that's Jimmy Peterson, why I haven't seen him since third grade".'
So I walk over to him, slap him on the back and say, "Hello, how's it going you old moron?, You drunken reprobate."
And he starts crying "Mommy mommy" and I think to myself "Wait a second, If that's Jimmy Peterson, he would've grown up too".
A SURE SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE:
My favorite board game has always been Monopoly. So I've started collecting custom versions, I don't have any yet, but the first one I ordered was (wait for it) HELLO KITTY,
Stop and think for a minute......................
And how come men have nipples and no tits.........
Only 25 days until my birthday. Just sayin.....
TFPA, Seacrest out.
I was walking down the street the other day and I happened to look up and I said to myself "My gosh, that's Jimmy Peterson, why I haven't seen him since third grade".'
So I walk over to him, slap him on the back and say, "Hello, how's it going you old moron?, You drunken reprobate."
And he starts crying "Mommy mommy" and I think to myself "Wait a second, If that's Jimmy Peterson, he would've grown up too".
A SURE SIGN OF THE APOCALYPSE:
My favorite board game has always been Monopoly. So I've started collecting custom versions, I don't have any yet, but the first one I ordered was (wait for it) HELLO KITTY,
Stop and think for a minute......................
And how come men have nipples and no tits.........
Only 25 days until my birthday. Just sayin.....
TFPA, Seacrest out.
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You + hello kitty monopoly?
The last time I played Monopoly was with my 7 year old nephew, and let's just say it was quite the challenge.
I want to walk up to a kid & do that, hahah! I might get arrested..