A few random things and then you get to give me a test. It'll be fun I guess,

On a serious note, I just wanted to let you guys know that, for the first time in two years, I've looked forward to the holidays. Losing my mom almost two years around this time of year hit me pretty hard but due to the unconditional acceptance by the folks in this community, I can finally say I'm going to be okay, Thanks SG.

Virtual anonymity is better than complete anonymity, If you will notice the second pic in my profile is the lovely Simone, She is one of the lovely creatures you will find in Shelter Cats a wonderful book of photographs. Check it out and if you buy one, 25 cents of the price will be donated to the ASPCA. And by the way, these photos were taken at three no-kill shelters, where these beauties are waiting to find their forever homes. Yay for no-kill shelters and forever homes,

RANDOM SHIT;
1. Saddest sickest thing I ever did at a strip club? Bit the lit end off of a cigar, And swallow it, Yes I was drunk. Yes I was trying to impress a dancer, She wasn't impressed, I threw up on her shoes, Good thing my boss was the club owner,
2. Also used to give foot massages to the dancers, For a foot fetishist such as myself, it was heaven. Of course now I have no olfactory sense, Bitter with the sweet I guess,
3. People have told me that I should go to open mic nights at comedy clubs. Yeah I could do that. If you wanted to see someone stammer, drool and piss in his pants, Yeah I could do that,

RIP Vivian Stanshall

RIP Leslie Nielsen....Good night Frank (and for today you may call me Shirley)

Now a test:

I would like to provide me with a random group of letters (4-6 you can repeat one)

or

A random group of words (3-5 you can repeat one, proper names ok)

My job becomes to make coherent sentences, either including the words you provide or solely using words that start with the letters provided.

We clear, Come on it'll be fun.

Seacrest out.

TFPA