suispud1

When I was a mere whelp, a veritable slip of a lad, (okay, I was almost 40 WTF), I was a patron, a fan, a maven of strip clubs, AKA ye olde titty bars. As such, you accumulate memories of the good times, the bad times (and there were a few), good songs, bad songs, and prototypical TITTY BAR SONGS. Those of you who've been know them. The moneymakers, the songs you heard EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME you went. You didn't start out hating those songs (well not in some cases), but you heard them so often you just got sick of them. Kind of like satellite radio music channels,

And fellow babies, I want to share!!!!

A typical day would include:



And of course,



And what strip club musical extravaganza would be complete without Warrant's "Cherry Pie" Thankfully the video is unavailable. Actually I'm too lazy to look.

[I still cringe,

I trust you will enjoy this trip down memory lane, Welcome to my nightmare,

TFPA