Gather around children for today I'm going to tell you a story. If I tell it right, it will be told featuring some music videos (yes it's another step in the great saga of can this stupid fuck successfully upload a video).

It's called "The Dating Cycle".

It generally started out something like this:



That settled, we went for:



After several rounds, and a little mini-golf, we were off to:



And it always seemed to wind up that my date wound up in some weird order, singing songs like this: