"I've gotta stop fakin' it,
I've gotta start facin' it.
I'm gonna take my final bow,
And then I'll take my place in the crowd.
I know I'll get used to it.
I've gotta stop acting like a clown".

I've gotta start facing up
To what I really am
I've got to realize
I'm just an ordinary man

I think that I'll just settle down
And take my place in the crowd
I don't want to lie to myself
Anymore.

Am I just a face in the crowd?
Is that all I'll ever be?
Don't wanna be anything.
That isn't really me.

Mister, can you tell me who I am?
Do you think I stand out?
Or am I just a face in the crowd".

You see, I have this problem. What, you mean aside from being a complete loser with zero personality?

OK, I have this other problem. People Magazine, that bastion of journalistic excellence, recently published it's special issue featuring it's "50 Most Fabulous Bodies".. And once again, I'm not in it. And people tell me I look like McConaughey!!! (OK, so what if it's Sam McConaughey, who runs the local porno shop the police are always trying to close....Just sayin')

And now in keeping with the completely non-linear nature of this blog and of my thought processes in general, a few random thoughts

1. Some people should never wear shorts
2. Those same people should never be naked....ever
3. With no disrespect to my homeland, Canada has got some smoking hot SGs and hopefuls
4. I'm engaged



Actually it's just a couple of my inner voices are seriously considering moving in together. The racket that all that mental canoodling can make.

5. Try watching Suicide Girls Must Die for its subtle nuance, and then tell me you didn't like it better than Avatar.

I think I hear the voices calling me home. So until next, I remain me. Ciao, babies.
And have a happy what's left of your Fourth.