bands:

1. NOFX
2. Zeke
3. Belles of Skin City
4. Kid Koala
5. Bongzilla
6. GWAR
7. Electric Wizard
8. Hookers
9. Sixteen Horsepower
10. Bright Eyes

films:

1. Being There
2. Blue Velvet
3. The Exorcist
4. South Park
5. Wall-E
6. Blade Runner
7. Pan's Labyrinth
8. Brazil

books:

1. Most Chuck P.
2. Burroughs
3. Bukowski

tv shows:

1. nope

Video Games:

1. nah uh

into: whatever gets my heart racing. and that's a lot...

not into: bigots. meatheads. poor grammar. reality TV. Top 40 Muzak. Lazy people. Anyone who is stuck in an ideology with no self reflection. Poopie porn.

makes me happy: Spring flowers. The moments before I cum. Childhood innocence. The collapse of capitalism.

makes me sad: *sigh*

hobbies: jerking off. gardening. jerking off while gardening. rock climbing. shooting guns. riding bikes. fucking. cooking. smoking drugs. evil shit.

5 things i can't live without: there is nothing i can't live without.

vices: are you fucking serious?

i spend most of my free time: thinking of how to beat you.

occupation: gorilla pimp.

current crush: is an unrealistic ideal.

stats: flesh and bone. mostly water. remodeling closet so as to fit more skeletons...

body mods: all souped up.

heroes: are for chumps.

gets me hot: beautiful, clean women with filthy mouths and a freaky sexual disposition.

favorite position: that's seriously a dumb question.

fantasy: love and happiness. butterflies and unicorns.

sign: wanker.

most humbling moment: watch it on youtube.

i lost my virginity: when you were like, 4 years old.

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Hillbilly