Just had the following awkward conversation with the woman ahead of me at the post office:
Woman-"It sure looks like you're wearing falsies."
Me- (Quickly glances down at chest and chuckles uncomfortably.) "Nope, they're all mine."
Woman-"I wish I were that lucky!"
Me-"It's not luck, just good stuff from Victoria's Secret."
Woman-"I didn't know Victoria's Secret sold mascara."
Apparently she was talking about false EYELASHES...
erinzombie:
lol
redrufus4u:
Oops!