into: Whatever
not into: Drama
makes me happy: Be Fawned Upon, Pampered, and Endulged By Members Of The Opposite Sex.
makes me sad: People Who Say They Care, But Really Don't.
hobbies: Who Has Time For Hobbies--Really?? I have a lot of stuff for hobbies, like golf clubs and a pool table, but I think I just jeep it around to remind myself that I need a hobbie.
5 things i can't live without: Cash
Shelter
Phone
Truck
Sex
vices: Smoking
Drinking
Masturbation--My Favorite
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Hanging out with my buds, reading, playing on the computer, trying to get laid.
occupation: It's complicated, and i get tired of trying to explain it to people. Just accept that I make butt loads of money for being very good at what I do!!
current crush: I don't "crush"
stats: What does this mean, like my batting average, or golf handicap?
body mods: Ink
heroes: We can all be heros, if just for one day.
gets me hot: Your Mom
favorite position: Her, Ready And Submissive
fantasy: It involves your sister, bundgy cords, Wesson Oil, latex sheets, a squirrel monkey, and a camcorder.
sign: Sagittarus
most humbling moment: Getting my heart broken by a 27 year old, Bi-Polar Psycho-Babe.
i lost my virginity: At 16 to my sweet, little high school girlfriend who I hurt terribly when I left her two years later to be with a 25 year old stripper--Stupid!!
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
MY STATUS: single
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
