into: Night-owlness, Singing, Cats, Tivo, Occult studies, Apple Computers, Video Games, Writing songs, Graphic design, Ink, Hawaiian stuff, Purple, Traveling, digg.com, Movies, Stephen Colbert, Internet addiction, Roscoe's Chicken 'N Waffles, Haunted Houses, Spiritual open mindedness, Keeping relatively karmically OK, Loving all living things, Assrape.
not into: Parking Attendants, Red States, All this fucking sunshine in L.A.- kinda over it, Clubs, Religious narrow mindedness, Coat Hangers, Most Dogs, Paris Hilton, our retarded President, Fuckers who don't have the hang of the CAPS LOCK button yet, Internet Explorer, The necessary evil of MySpace.
makes me happy: Being underwater in Hawaii, waking up with my cat right there, how girls smell, wine.
makes me sad: The idea that a local clown in my local circus , named
5 things i can't live without: Tivo, Cats, Internet, Sinatra, and Rain
vices: Krispy Kreme Donuts, Tech Early Adopting, Ice Cream, Violent Outbursts, Procrastination, and a preoccupation with the sixth(!) toe on my left foot. I have a thing about it: at all times I must have only the sixth toenail painted "Tropical Peach".
thoughts on sg: I love it
occupation: The Panic Channel, SuicideGirls, RealPie
current crush: Its pointless, and I know it.
stats: I am one thousand feet tall and my fingers are branches with tiny leaves.
body mods: 8 tats, horrible destruction of brain matter, post through my left asscheek - ouch!
heroes: Gandhi, Lennon, MLK, Jeff Davis, Joseph Campbell, Alain & Natasha, Steve Jobs, Tina Fey, and My Mother..
gets me hot: Skin & Smart girls who reject me.
fantasy: To one day build a boat. A great, large, proud boat. I would make this boat out of human hair. I would then sail my fine hair boat to various Asian and Oceanic seaports and drink deeply of thier wild spicy nightlife.
sign: "Danger" if she talks about the zodiac alot.
most humbling moment: Whenever I step in gum. No way to make that look cool.
i lost my virginity: In the Amazonian jungle tribe I was raised in, on my fifteenth birthday I had to have intercourse with an elder-chosen village girl in front of the entire tribe on an altar made of Quixaha leaves in a coming-of-age ritual. It was uncomfortable and hot, and mildly embarrassing, but was nice to get that whole virginity thing out of the way and be done with it.
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: single
