into: reading, being cheap, B complex vitamins, buffy/angel, white rice, jasmine rice, brown rice, short grain rice, long grain rice, medium grain rice, rice shaped pasta, pilaf, spanish rice, rice balls, fried rice.

makes me happy: Windmills do not work like that.

makes me sad: Windmills do not work like that.

5 things i can't live without: earth, wind and fire.

vices: Kittens give Morbo gas.

thoughts on sg: I like it

occupation: mindnumbing drudgery

current crush: Charlotte Gainsbourg.

stats: I'm having so much fun. My lucky number's one. aie! aie! aie!

body mods: When I was about 13 I stood on the open end of a garbage can, it tipped over and now I have this weird ridge in the muscle above my knee.

gets me hot: Strange, mean, obnoxious women. Kittens. Tricycles. Clowns shoes.

favorite position: Best two inches and thirty seconds in all of Maryland. Central Maryland. Some parts of western Maryland.

fantasy: I am the last dragon, I have the power of the glow.

sign: How's my driving? I am withholding drugs. Nasa coverup.

i lost my virginity: to a realdoll.