From poemboy

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Oh SG Gods, thou bestowers of pinkness, I beseech thee!  How cans't thou let this perfect woman of class and humor, beauty and distinction remain a mere hopeful?  Elevate her, I pray, to the pink and rarefied air of SG-Olympus!  Let her walk among the other goddesses on the cloudscapes of heaven!  I humbly submit this, my request.

poemboy:
(because, you know, that shit is ten kinds of wrong!)