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I know some people may find this link offensive, but I thought it was funny as f*ck.

If you are offended by mindless violence, you know what not to do.....

Little dick
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poseidon:
Pretty awesome shot to the face there.
monstrooper:
Back of the couch is where I find all the good stuff.

After sparking him out, he should have stolen his shoes.
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My girlfriend tells me men are like fine wines. We start out like grapes, and it's their job to stomp on us and keep us in the dark until we mature into something they'd like to have dinner with.


Today was more like typical Scottish summer weather. A bit of rain and cool, then some sun, then dull. Much more enjoyable.
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ra0ul:
Gay clubs, neither as fashionable or as tollerant as one minght expect. It's not exactly my club of choice but it's not fair to push the usual night out upon my gay friends all the time. I can't imagine they love watching me pulling chicks in bars, if fact one of my friends has made it abundantly clear that he doesn't understand what i see in vaginas. Of course i looked at him and replied - well, me.

Need a job real soon, gonna see the riverboat casino about a job, although i'm hoping to get a Communications Manger job i applied for. It's pro rata and means i can earn in two days the same amount as a full time bar job. That would leave me the time i need to work on startin up my company.
basil123:
your girlfrind is so right!!

i don't think i'll get a coffee with the guy. i've been thinking a lot about what happened after we split and he would phone me from a private number about 7 (i kid you not) times a day and hang up. i ended up changing my number after that and then i met him again and he asked if i had changed my number and i ended up giving it to him out of guilt. i am so weak frown
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you don't seem to understand the deal,
I don't give two shits on how you feel,
you're burned by my lighter


Am too hot.

May go and lay in the shade with a beer.


Adios Amoebas.
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mystic:
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer!xx
ra0ul:
It's too fucking hot. I can tell that from the hole burnt in my back. At least the beers numbed the pain. I better get back to drinking its' the only way to keep the sting at bay.
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Damn bloody hot weather. I am not designed for this kinda heat. Being Scottish of the fair hair and skin variety I am designed for cloudy, light to moderate winds with a fine drizzle and a maximum temperature of 17Celsius. Because I am blue skinned, the sun makes me turn from blue to white to crispy in a matter of minutes.

Bring on the normal...
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ra0ul:
Oh man i was in the sun for about an hour and a half and burn my shoulders to a frazzle. I think who put scotland on the man must have been having a laugh... "right here's the plan, we'll only give them sun five days a year and we'll have them love like moths to a flame... but here's the best bit, we'll make them whiter than white, no see through, that's get em" God damn the scottish weather complex.
marloski:
LOL! I wish I had the balls to go in the boss' office and say that!!!!!! Maybe if I go to work drunk!!! wink
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Well that was quite enough moaning from me.


Here is something not related to feeling sorry for myself.

You know if you are a true Glaswegian if you can


1.Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie,
Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.
2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.
3. Ye get four seasons in wan day.
4. Ye canny pass...
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monstrooper:
I'll be throwing him my love. That's if he bothers his arse to turn up. The anticipation alone with be enough to send me insane.

[Edited on Jun 07, 2006 7:44PM]
cyberedz:
That's quite an equation. Were you 'doing a flit' ??
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Jesus, my attempts at a relationship just get worse and worse.

After a really enjoyable night last night, I went round to the girls for dinner tonight, only to be met with an uneasy atmosphere. I then got hit with the '....... Honestly, it's not you, it's me. I think you are a really great guy, blah blah blah, .........'


Now, judging by my past...
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ra0ul:
You're a guy, it's always our fault, even on the remote occasions where it's not... it is. I feel bad for you but dude remember, girl's like a prick. Take this experience and use it to become more of han solo and less of a skywalker, if you catch my drift.
cyberedz:
Plunder on, soulfy, old boy - and start saving up for a sustained period of travelling. Your mojo needs topped up, and I know just the place to take you...
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Went for dinner last night with the lady friend. It was very civilised and grown up. So much so, that I felt out of place, in a poper restaurant with grown up restaurant style food. (Small portions, tasty, nice looking, but mainly small).

A link 'borrowed' from lexusboo
funny hah ha
ra0ul:
Not a bad little vid, liked the mamoth singing. Where did you go for food? I like Stravegan II for a bit of being grown up.
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He was a wartime hero, the kind that money buys
It's a diamond bracelet, for my mommy's memory
That's all she wrote boy


I love eating. Eating is good. It is even better when you body does not try to eject it as quickly as it possibly can, fom wherever it can in a liquid form.


I am now recovered from whatever the hell it...
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cyberedz:
That it is, my man, that it is - which is why I'm not even going to bother for a wee while.
basil123:
you should post a picture of yourself playing bass. i want to see!!!!
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Well, I phoned the doc to make an appointment to see about my "stomach trouble" over the past few days. Got a call back from the nurse a couple of hours later, asking me what kind of symptoms I had.

"Hmm, it sounds like viral gastroenteritis. It is going around at the moment. Most people are better within 5-7 days. If you are still unwell...
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bettiebones:
Aw, hope you feel better soon.
cyberedz:
Well, you could start off by getting yourself a kilt...

[Edited for a mis-spelled conjunction]

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Huge amounts of apologies to everybody.

I have not been making a concerted effort to ignore anybody. I have had very limited access to the net of late, have been away and for the past few days have been in bed or in the bathroom due to a chicken supper bought from a chip shop on Espedair Street.. Last night I slept downstairs on my...
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battles:
Thanks for the birthday shout amigo.
Good plan to name and shame the vendor of the offending article. Phone all the local pest control firms and pretend to be the owner and get them all to come round at the same time, that'll get them the reputation they deserve.
ra0ul:
When i get wasted i talk a whole umber of things none of which are english / bonnie scottish. It's often easier for me to trip into a forgien language at that point.The only thing is i get them all mixed up, so it's not entire czech or entrirely japanese etc but a mish mash of jibber jabber.

That girl's boobs are super fantastic, i'd be at a loss to figure out what to do with all the boobage. I'm sure you'll pull youself together in time for work next week but more than likey not in time for the weekend - beaucse that's how illness and life seems to go.
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This weekend was mostly spent driving to Inverness, going to my mates wedding (I never realised how long Catholic wedding services took before.......) getting ridiculously drunk and being driven home yesterday.

Thankfully I was not the random wedding drunk. That job was left to somebody else.

I still feel quite tender this morning although an 8 hour shift at work should change that.......
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_pauly_:
Moderation right oot the door wink tongue
basil123:
who was the random wedding drunk?
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Well, for those of you who don't know, (ie everybody) I went out with the girl on Friday night.


Spent most of Saturday and today smiling. Hope I don't jinx things, but I like her and we get on pretty well.


Anyway, that is all.


Aye, fight and you may die, run, and you'll live... at least for a while. And dying in your beds,...
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the_shine:
Yeah for girls!!
midwinter:
Nice one. Hope this doesn't mean you'll abandon us on the meet-drinkin-front tho!

Seeing her again?