VitaminWater comes in and takes a seat. One minute later he is up talking to me, and he says "Hey, I thought of the funniest name, and I just want to like use your phone to ask for this stupid name to come up here, you know..."
I think about it. I mean, it's VitaminWater, he's a 15 inch tire, what's the worst he could... Read More
There's this guy that comes into my work every single day, a scrappy little K-1 fighter with a bad temper and a 70 IQ. His name is VitaminWater, because he's also landed himself a lucrative job promoting... VitaminWater. I say he's "little" because he is shorrter than me by several inches but probably weighs about as much as a honda. Don't get me wrong, I... Read More
i'll give you a million dollars if you put your penis in VitaminWater's little anus. then again, he'll probably jump-kick you with his pinky.
THAT guy's fuglilicious
For a long time I wasn't sure what to think of SG. I can't even remember the first time I saw it, but it was well over a year before I saw anything more than an occasional picture. But suddenly it seems to have exploded, and everyone I know is involved in it.
So here I am with an account. I can definitely say that... Read More