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Stanley Steemer ROCKS!!!! You should see how great my carpeting looks.
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unnecessaryz:
Ha! I use to work for Stanley Steamer. They do rock if you're into that whole slave labor scene. They didn't talk you into getting scotch guard, did they? That stuff is totally just water.
er:
12:00 appt saw me at 3:15, for less than 10 minutes.
official dx: chronic otitis externa, aka excema. scrip: kenelog (keneloc? can't read the writing) applied to ear 3-4x qd for 5 days... then only use it when itchiness arrives. (QD, BID, TID, how do you say 4x a day?)

it's been a long pain in the ass of a stupid day. hopefully this concert tonight will turn things around a little.
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Suddenly the thought of moving all my crap AGAIN is overwhelming.

*sigh* frown

But this will be for the last time (well, until July 2007.)

Does anyone know what yesterday was?
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/

It was damn annoying around the Pathology Department, let me tell you....
ARRR!!!
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volkov:
oooooooh allright...but I still get to wheelie out of every stop sign and red light I come to, right?.....right?!?

:p

don't worry I have no intention of revving up the bike at a stop just to hear it whine....not like it's a v-twin or nuthin anyhow....now if there is a cute girl in a car in the lane next to me...well...I'm sure you'd understand. smile

er:
i purposefully did 5 years of undergrad so i could pick up 2 bachelors'. and it didn't help.
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It's official: I have 3 keys and 2 garage door remote openers.
biggrin

And some kid already tried to sell me candy for his band trip.
mad
er:
crasssssss
mistersatan:
Potientally? Pffftt!

"I'm an eggplant? Then you're a fuckin' zuccini!"
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I think my brain needs a new set of spark plugs. And an oil change and fuel filter.

-Doc in the Dunce Cap
er:
oh you poophead
i didn't know the generic name, i had to look it up.
HAR HAR HAR.
zanarki:
Paging Dr. SlightPressureOK. Hey doc, how the hell are ya? I know the only time we talk anymore is when I ask your advice on how to treat elephantiasis of the penis... But someone needs your advice for real. Maybe you have some suggestions?

You Rule!
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Okay, time to get to work this weekend:

1. Fiberglass the hull of my kayak. ARRR!!!

2. Read lots and lots of Hematology. surreal

3. Go to the gym at least once. ooo aaa

4. Go for a run at least once. puke

5. Go get my new, used truck(-lette.) biggrin

Don't you wish you were here? whatever
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volkov:
yeah. the bike's in Virginia. the pic was taken right after they did the new paint job back in march. hopefully it hasn't been destroyed since then. I'm expecting some newer pics soon.

I've got a DK...but I've found www.imotorcyclestore.com to be really a good source too. that's where I got my helmet/boots etc.

er:
http://www.snopes.com/risque/penile/scrotum.htm

since i know you don't get to the boards much on your own
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Great news! My last mortgage payment will be in September 2033!
skull
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murkling:
If you pay twice the amount due every month you can have it paid off by 2018.
chiquita:
that's *NOT* something we think about, now!!!

going to the rennaissance festival next week...i'll drink a glass of mead for ya!

hope all's well! xo!
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Okay, I know you were all distraught over my pickup truck hunt. Relax. It's all okay now.

I found a 1993 Mazda B2200 with 20k on its new engine and clutch for $3195.00. This thing was owned by my psychological clone: he even cleaned the underside of the hood, and *gasp* used Rain-X!!!!
love

It's white, perfectly ding-free and ready to haul a kayak up and...
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maeda:
woo hooo
glad you found your truck.

hope to talk to you soon !!!
er:
i love rain x
if i had a car and weren't a lazy person by nature, i'd use it.

other genius inventions: peel-off stamps, orabase, and nupercainal. noticing a trend? me neither. my newest obsession is BreatheRight strips. wow.
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I Need a small, used pickup truck. But WTF!? $4.5k for an ugly 10-year old Nissan with 77k miles that needs new tires?! If you love your damn truck that much, why are you even selling it!!!!!
mad

As for the remainder of my outwardly mundane-appearing life, I should be moving into Casa S.P.OK on the 20th, once the carpets get a good, thorough cleaning. Professional...
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er:
(edited for length, emailed you the whole thing)

hahahaha
i jumped on AIM when i read that, but you're not there, so i'll respond here. what kind of doctor jumps to what kind of disease without knowing anything? where did you go to med school? know what they call the person who graduates last in their class at med school? "Doctor." surely you knew that already, but that was for the other people who worship me and follow my trail around SG...

CD is pretty common round these parts (*points to butt*)... ED is very uncommon. ***WAIT, i didn't mean it like that. i mean i hadn't heard the term ED (but i figured it out when you said bob dole)--i didn't want you to think that my butt inspired erections. *** hahahaha.

um, fuck sousaphones. i mean like a good elvis costello bass line. i.e. bass. bass guitar. sousaphone. shoosh. (that's a volkov word) speaking of volkov, have you seen his peeny on his SB set from a while back? (he's gonna kill me again!)






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er:
don't start with those damn pirates
i wasn't making pirate noises
i was just expressing...well, you know.
argh!

more like a low growl
or a rumble

my ears are REALLY gross today. thanks, bud.
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Uhg. Taking Metronidazole for a presumed Giardia infection. It's gotten better, so I guess I was right. Problem is *no* alcohol while taking it -even mouthwash containing alcohol will provoke violent nausea and vomiting (so they say.)
puke


*sigh* I miss beer.
frown
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girlblue:
ewwwwwwwwww. i detest the metro even without the alcohol. pukepukepuke

you'll be back on track in no time, i can't imagine you without beer.
nyhcx516:
hey hey man. how ya doing?
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House closing on September 29th, moving in the first week of October. Cute chick Army Captain is back safely from Iraq and arrives in town the end of September!
love

Can't believe I ever needed Effexor.
biggrin
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mistersatan:
Don't you mean ROCKtober?

Glad things are going well for you, my friend. biggrin
chiquita:
kick ass, dr. j!!!

i'd love to catch up sometime....ever on aim anymore?
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Ick. Did an autopsy on a 5-year old boy today. He'd had multiple medical problems since being born prematurely. One of them finally got the best of him.

Five years of misery, and now it's over.

What have *you* got to complain about?
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murkling:
Well..lessee... I had naught but a glass of milk for at least 12 hours beforehand. What constitutes a fast for one of those?Hdl 247, ldl 51. Hdl is the bad one and ldl the good yes?

When are you on IM doc?
stiles:
How's that cruise control holding up?
I just got back from (motorcycle) roadracing school - Keith Code's. It was amazing, shoulda done it 10 years ago, gotta go back next year for another try..
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This is why I'm hardly around these days:

http://www.pygmyboats.com/mall/qcstdspecs.asp

Hopefully it'll be done by the time I move to the new house in October. Anyone else out there do ocean kayaking?
ARRR!!!

p.s. I will NOT grow a hippie beard and wear a silly hat.
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volkov:
no, but I have humped the baseplate to the 81mm mortar...ouch! not only are those things heavy, but they're just awkward as fuck to carry. I imagine the 60mm baseplate is the same. these days, my lazy ass is happy to just be carrying my M259 and 800 rounds of 5.56. sea kayaking, eh? get the guy out of the desert and near some water and he wants to go play in it! sounds like fun though...but aren't the hippie beard and knit cap requisite? or is that just for Alaskan kayaking?
murkling:
yeah, but that looks like exercise doc. you should be rotting your body and mind on the computer with the rest of us.

oh, btw i got my first cholesterol test ever a few weeks ago. i scored 247. is that bad?