Member: skeeve

skeeve is a body massage machine.

I’m private
 
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Member: skeeve
Member: skeeve
Member: skeeve
 

bands:

  1. NOFX
  2. Streetlight Manifesto
  3. Mindless Self Indulgence
  4. Rhapsody
  5. Green Day
  6. Transplants
  7. Big D and the Kids Table
  8. MC Chris
  9. Grand Buffet
  10. Dropkick Murphy's

films:

  1. American Beauty
  2. L4yer Cake
  3. Pulp Fiction
  4. Lucky Number Slevin
  5. Usual Suspects
  6. American Histoy X
  7. From Dusk Till Dawn
  8. Grindhouse
  9. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
  10. American Psycho

books:

  1. M.Y.T.H. Series
  2. Thieve's World Series
  3. Tyrants and Kings Epic
  4. The Godfather
  5. Jig
  6. Neverwhere
  7. American Gods
  8. The Hitchiker's Guide
  9. Disc World Series
  10. Omerta

tv shows:

  1. Heroes
  2. Robot Chicken
  3. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
  4. Family Guy
  5. Futurama
  6. The Simpsons
  7. The Colbert Report
  8. The Daily Show
  9. X-Files
  10. Mythbusters

Video Games:

  1. Grand Theft Auto
  2. Neverwinter Nights
  3. The Elder Scrolls
  4. Wario Ware Wii
  5. Viewtiful Joe
  6. Castlevania
  7. Electroplankton
  8. Lost Magic
  9. Izuna
  10. Puzzle Quest
 

into: Planning revolutions. Wishing magic was real. Naughty stories. Mind fucks. Teasing.

not into: Idiocracy. Ignorance. Intollerance. Close-mindedness. Teasing.

makes me happy: Making other people happy. Opening presents. New experiences. Comfortable silences. Enthralling conversations.

makes me sad: Making other people sad. Breaking presents. Same old things. Uncomfortable silences. Boring conversations.

hobbies: Computers, Radios, Lock Picking, Ninjutsu, Social Engineering, Film, Music, Video Games, Reading Books.

5 things i can't live without: I can and have lived with very little (and a whole lot). I don't think there's anything I CAN'T live without.

vices: Beer, Wine, Hard Liquor. (I'd just say alcohol but that's really the only one so I wanted to make it longer :) ) oh also Lust, Greed, Sloth, Pride.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: Define free time? When I'm not reading, watching movies, working, in class, at training, at clubs... I guess I dream?

 

gender: male

occupation: Student/Software Developer

current crush: is perfect.

stats: 6'4"

body mods: none

heroes: Link, Wesley, Skeeve, Mr. Goodkat, Arthur Dent, Shadow, Keyser Soze', Inigo Montoya

gets me hot: Making you hot, massages, naughty stories. I don't quite have a "type". Some things work with some that don't with others. Eyes are important.

favorite position: I'll try anything.

fantasy: I love them, but I don't have just one. Ask me and we'll figure a good one out :-)

sign: gemini

i lost my virginity: not yet. To my mind, actual intercourse should be the ultimate pinnacle of a sexual experience and thus should be with someone truly special. It is possible to come very close to that pinnacle without any intercourse. Just as it is possible to have intercourse with almost nothing behind it. I would like (perhaps old fashion-edly) to keep sex special. However, there are many many many other ways to enjoy oneself.

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Bookworm, Geek, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories.