bands:

1. radiohead, the beatles, led zeppelin
2. beck

films:

1. godfather 1 and 2
2. paris, texas
3. bladerunner (theatrical version)
4. crumb
5. lolita (kubrick's)
6. the unbearable lightness of being
7. bottle rocket
8. groundhog day
9. blue velvet
10. the shining

books:

1. the iliad (trans. robert fitzgerald)
2. lolita
3. anna karenina
4. speak, memory
5. in search of lost time
6. ulysses
7. the ogre
8. independent people
9. the geography of the imagination
10. if on a winter's night a traveler

tv shows:

1. homeland
2. boardwalk empire
3. the walking dead
4. mythbusters
5. the universe

Artists:

1. caravaggio
2. piero della francesca, giotto
3. picasso
4. vermeer, masaccio, duccio
5. klee, matisse, brancusi, martini
6. giovanni bellini, titian, van eyck
7. balthus, velázquez, van der weyden
8. fra angelico, manet, van gogh, goya
9. seurat, pissarro, degas, hopper
10. bonnard, vuillard, cornell, crumb

into: books, art, music, dogs, movies, road trips, drums

not into: chanting, telemarketing, pointlessness, oblivion

makes me happy: family, friends, my dog, good books, when my team wins, eating italian food in italy, good conversation, Moleskine notebooks, Honeycomb

makes me sad: clowns, infomercial audiences

hobbies: collecting pop-culture junk, absorbing things, remembering stuff, reading

vices: procrastination

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: reading, sleeping, monkey-running/scrimshaw-smuggling, processing proteins and carbohydrates

occupation: monkey runner/scrimshaw smuggler

current crush: a certain petite brunette

stats: short and skinny

body mods: i wear my hands on a chain around my neck.

heroes: writers, artists

gets me hot: lava, a woman's back (a woman's front, as well)

favorite position: all in

sign: "These go to eleven."

most humbling moment: probably something involving vomit

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories