occupation: free lance procrastinator
current crush: Chevy Chase, those who have met Chevy Chase
stats: 6'4..180 lbs....no muscle
body mods: None yet, but i've been seriously thinking about a Fletch-era Chevy Chase tatoo.
gets me hot: me, a lawn gnome, and a case of Natty Light.
favorite position: girl on top,although i do admit to having a penchant for what the kids call doggie style.
fantasy: George Michael playing my birthday party,Martin Gore on backing vocals, and Scott Stapp as the clown everyone abuses.
sign: Libra
i lost my virginity: on a craps table in Reno
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn.
I WANT: Romance, Booty
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
