into: nothing. i am boring.

makes me happy: midnight kisses, sex, mountaintops, good music, sarcasm, when someone knows me well enough to surprise me, or quote me. the strange fact that no matter what, my birthday on here is never accurate, no matter how many times i fix it...

makes me sad: bad kissing (the deal breaker),i still miss the cats, no respect, red ink in the bank account

hobbies: nerdtown with a hefty slice of geeksauce.

5 things i can't live without: take it, take it all

vices: Dis things called da Intreweb, drinky drink, self loathing, fatalistic bullshit, irresponsibility, my god given rights as an amercan

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: fucking goddamn computer games... hang on, just let me check my auctions

occupation: complete lunatic; doesn't pay well but the benefits are great!

current crush: crushes are like flower petals, beautiful and soon to fail, but too numerous to describe

stats: naked. Ha made you look!

body mods: moderators... for the body. it's brilliant, i'll outsource everything!!!

heroes: stay crunchy in milk!!

gets me hot: shower time, or anything slightly rushed tense or vaguely conflicted

favorite position: yes, have some

fantasy: california... and my enemies skulls in a tower beneath my booted heel as i drink gallons of mead from the breasts of goddesses.

sign: End of Times are Near, inquire within, financing available,

most humbling moment: i like pies.

i lost my virginity: yes and it was very sweet, now she hates me

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Hardcore, Designwank, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories