just as a reminder.....whiskey is good with anything....but especially with bud..........this has been brought to you by the smokin drinkin foundation of shub incorperated, best wishes to all, because your lifes a nightmare, please go to the rear if you feel the need to sit down..................heheheh......hope people are partying down early on thursdaynight......dont you ever wonder why they can it thursday when a day actually...
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poetik:
I think I'll need to read that again after a few drinks! :p I think that's how I'll get it 
blah blah blah.....it costs so much to be an art student.....and for so little promise of a monetarilly succesful carreer later in life youd think the teachers would have a heart.......god damn lab fees and the like......oh well.....samael and strapping young lad tonight at the masquerade....then of to mjq for cheep trip hop/ hiphop/jungle......(ie free and then pay for alchohol...yay!!)...........somebody make me smile....cmon i dare...
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poetik:
After the alcohol, you won't need any help smiling! I can guarantee that (unless you're one of those angry drunks, of course :p)
But since you insist on our assistance... here goes:
A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age -- In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an
oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it's like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration."
Now go out there and enjoy some drinks!
But since you insist on our assistance... here goes:
A young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it OK for us guys to notice all the different kind of boobs?"
Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't....there are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age -- In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions."
"Onions, Dad?" "Yeah, you see them and they make you cry...."
Not to be outdone, his sister asks her mother, "Mom, how many kinds of penises are there?"
The mother, delighted to have equal time, answers, "Well, daughter, a man goes through three phases. In a man's twenties, a man's penis is like an
oak, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it's like a Christmas tree."
"A Christmas tree?"
"Yep, dried up and the balls are only there for decoration."
Now go out there and enjoy some drinks!
my computer/internet is down.....phooey...........i dont know why my roomate isn't paying his bills on time.....i was exceptionally drunk last nit..... didn't go over too well with the situation, i felt somewhat silly.........but in a way i look at it as a good event....it really showed me where some peoples priorities lay....my being drunk did not do that but the situation did............my being drunk just made...
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poetik:
I completely agree with you. I'm personally always trying to broaden my horizons and meet new people that are completely different from me, to just understand different points of view. But most people don't do that because it's a lot easier to stay in your comfort zone... Plus maybe they have a fear of the unknown. Good luck exploring! it's one of my hobbies 
Sucks about the roommate not paying the bills though. I hate it when I do my part and others don't. Plus, having to live with your roommate whose actions kinda screw you over must really be irratating.
Cool about getting drunk though. As unpleasant as it could possibly feel the next day, and the silly situations you end up in while you're stumbling here and there, I think everyone should get drunk once in a while, just to remember why they shouldn't drink too much every weekend
Cheers!
Sucks about the roommate not paying the bills though. I hate it when I do my part and others don't. Plus, having to live with your roommate whose actions kinda screw you over must really be irratating.
Cool about getting drunk though. As unpleasant as it could possibly feel the next day, and the silly situations you end up in while you're stumbling here and there, I think everyone should get drunk once in a while, just to remember why they shouldn't drink too much every weekend
Cheers!
asha:
hehe, i got so drunk the other day i actually passed out when i got home...i dont tend to drink these days so it was nice for a change - but i won't be doing it again in a hurry!
i hear you on the roomie, i've had some housemates from hell in the past - and it's really annoying when they don't pay their way...ESPECIALLY as mine used to take advantage and get expensive hair do's from me for next to nothing as well!
hehe, shouting at bums is always fun though!
i hear you on the roomie, i've had some housemates from hell in the past - and it's really annoying when they don't pay their way...ESPECIALLY as mine used to take advantage and get expensive hair do's from me for next to nothing as well!
hehe, shouting at bums is always fun though!
hungover me ifeel somewhat woozy.......went to a couple different bars last night, drank a good bit of the fire water, 's fun but oh man, gotta sort out the money for the bills today, bills ruin my goddamn day i tell you, then its off to ho depot to get some shit for the apt. what fun, thankfully i just have to walk, i dont...
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poetik:
Having to sort out bills after a night of drinking, I'd be worried that I'd spent the bill money on the fire water...
hola!! one of my scorpions (bill) bit me last night while i was getting photos taken of him , ted still wont let me pick her up......i really need to get my cat spayed, she is turning my roomate into a punk bitch, he locks her in the bathroom at night.....fucker..i definatly let her out every time and put her back in b4 he wakes...
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asha:
heya, thanks for commenting.
she's an albino corn snake - so is bright orange & yellow...hence the name Cheetara! I think theres a couple of piccies of her in my candids
she's an albino corn snake - so is bright orange & yellow...hence the name Cheetara! I think theres a couple of piccies of her in my candids
asha:
no problemo - add away.
have you joined the Reptilia group?
have you joined the Reptilia group?
i say bah! buh! bleh! people are trite and fake all the time and i just sit there, knowing things that i know seeing the things that i see, knowing full and well how things work, and still i give myself the stupid feeling of not giving up on humanity, granted there are definatly people in my life that i haven't given up on yet...
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thora:
Hey! Thank you, and thanks for stopping by. I would have sooner, but no thanks to this Mercury retrograde I haven't been able to access my journal.
Me0ws
Me0ws
asha:
Hehe, hi to you too!
olah compadres, i greet you in this grey sunday with some potatoe skins and some brazillian rum, hope that you have a great day b/c overcast days are the best!!! i love waking up to rain, looks like it might it might i hope so, that would also mean i dont have to go mow lawns today, muahhahaha, but i guess life will go on... Read More
poetik:
I read your journal! :p
I acutally love grey overscast days too (but that' only if I don't have to go out.) it's the perfect time to stay in bed all day and be lazy
I like being out on rainy days too (but only on days I chose, coz rain can really be a pin in the ass)
Glad to make you happy! keep smiling!
I acutally love grey overscast days too (but that' only if I don't have to go out.) it's the perfect time to stay in bed all day and be lazy
I like being out on rainy days too (but only on days I chose, coz rain can really be a pin in the ass)
Glad to make you happy! keep smiling!
music of the moment-static x- wisconsin death trip
feelings of the moment-happy and angry
probably a little bit hung over too
drank some vodka last night that i think actually had gone bad or something, god that was some potent shit
hope that everyone parties it up this weekend, adios
feelings of the moment-happy and angry
probably a little bit hung over too
drank some vodka last night that i think actually had gone bad or something, god that was some potent shit
hope that everyone parties it up this weekend, adios
throw one back for a man named Sue.
i love the Cash man
i love the Cash man
you know im not too good at online ettiquette, i dont really like sending messages, but i want to talk to people but i have to send all these mess if i want people to read my journal and its so.......oh bother................................ i guess these things take time, i picked up my scorpions last night, well actually just one of them the other one, ted,...
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