Sometimes it's not what you want.
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Last night I had a dream that I was in a strange little town and for some reason I wasn't able to leave- I think it had something to do with the town being surrounded by some sort of very restrictive forest. The people in the town were being turned into zombies by some kind of alien that had infiltrated Earth by disguising themselves as...
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corporatespy:
At least he didn't have a lazy eye also. That'd have been even worse! Welcome back!
I guess that dream gives new meaning to "keep off the grass"
I guess that dream gives new meaning to "keep off the grass"
darke:
THANK YOU for having a realistic view of yurts... 
What's color best compliments sage green and a milk-chocolatey brown?
Okay, I'm bored so I'm posting again today. Besides, the last post really wasn't a real post. But it's really funny so if you didn't see it yet, you should check it out.
This little quizzy thing is making it's rounds and I stole it from CorporateSpy (whose name, incidentally, freaks me out for some reason)
in last 24 hours
1. Had sex: yup
2....
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This little quizzy thing is making it's rounds and I stole it from CorporateSpy (whose name, incidentally, freaks me out for some reason)
in last 24 hours
1. Had sex: yup
2....
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corporatespy:
Hey, you know... if I knew some crazy voodoo shit. A co-worker would be the first one I would try it out on. So that's funny cuz it's true I guess? lol.
p.s. BRAAAAAIIINNNNSSSSSSS!!
p.s. BRAAAAAIIINNNNSSSSSSS!!
voiddragon:
hahaha that's funny as fuk 
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alleycake:
Haha I'm getting pretty scared to play with my boy, I'm kinda a sore loser. 
I'm glad your glad to see me updating again, all this positive feedback will have me hooked to this site again really quick.
I'm glad your glad to see me updating again, all this positive feedback will have me hooked to this site again really quick.
corporatespy:
THe thing that made that manager grea to me was that he wasn't above socializing with us. He acted like he was one of us and on our side even though he had to do the bullshit corporate made him do. So that allowed us to sympathise with him on a more personal elvel and when you feel like you're working for someone who understands your plight or is one of you, you work harder for them. If someone acts like, "im the manager you're the worker you do what I say cuz you're my bitch.", the responce is generally not favorable. In my experience anyway.
Yeah, lube sound is pretty gross, or how about the suction/fart noise that I swear only comes from a combo of lube and another person? That is a bit foul too! haha.
Yeah, lube sound is pretty gross, or how about the suction/fart noise that I swear only comes from a combo of lube and another person? That is a bit foul too! haha.
Today was such a beautiful, happy day. The weather has been so great the last couple of days... cool enough to want to be outside. I really miss the change of seasons, so this weekend we're going to drive and drive until we find leaves changing color. Yay for road trips. Even if they're only for a weekend.
I saw the most beautiful tattoo today-...
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astarimpaled:
ummm, i love your profile pic. 
astarimpaled:
lol, i like the idea.
i'm not sure if you would be into, but on a chance that you are ...you should check out the book "the screwtape letters" by c.s. lewis. it's written from the perspective of a demon on the methods used to distort and destroy the souls of mankind. worth reading if you have time.
i'm not sure if you would be into, but on a chance that you are ...you should check out the book "the screwtape letters" by c.s. lewis. it's written from the perspective of a demon on the methods used to distort and destroy the souls of mankind. worth reading if you have time.
I'm having a run of bad luck. My husband lost my wallet/checkbook tonight. That really bites... blah blah. The worst part is I worked all day and yesterday, too, so now my weekend is fucked because he's grumpy and I'm bitchy. Though I have to say that I think I'm being pretty damn cool about the whole thing. It's going to be a lot of...
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My husband lost my wallet/checkbook tonight. That really bites... blah blah. The worst part is I worked all day and yesterday, too, so now my weekend is fucked because he's grumpy and I'm bitchy. Though I have to say that I think I'm being pretty damn cool about the whole thing. It's going to be a lot of... Read More
corporatespy:
Hah! yeah Jerry's Drive-Thru liquers in tempe cracks me up.
Everyone seems to be having a horrible run of things this weekend... especially friday. Wonder what the deal is.
The fact you havn't resorted to screaming at him and berating him every few mins for losing your wallet is remarkable. You are a better person than I for that.
I'll put my thinking cap on for zombie outfit ideas.
Everyone seems to be having a horrible run of things this weekend... especially friday. Wonder what the deal is.
The fact you havn't resorted to screaming at him and berating him every few mins for losing your wallet is remarkable. You are a better person than I for that.
I'll put my thinking cap on for zombie outfit ideas.
lilyk:
check in, yo
check in, yo
rys:
Uber creepy
voiddragon:
yeah it looks like a human version of homer
There's no sense in the sugarbowl being hairless if it won't get you laid.
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twizzler:
Dam I am rolling here now . No you must keep it shaved or it will get out of hand and you will have monkeys swingin from your tree
twizzler:
Dam I am rolling here now . No you must keep it shaved or it will get out of hand and you will have monkeys swingin from your tree
"All we want is a headrush
All we want is to get out of our skin for a while
We have nothing to lose because we don't have anything
Anything we want anyway..." - KMFDM: Dogma
Maybe not, more Rolling Stones?
"You can't always get what you want
And if you try sometime you find
You get what you need" ?