Can't catch a break...

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I applied for a consolidation loan for my credit card debt from a few big names, and was turned down.
Finally, one of them (in their rejection letter) said that one of the reasons I was turned down was my credit card debt was "too high".
If my credit card debt was low, I WOULDN'T NEED A FUCKING CONSOLIDATION LOAN! FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
Goddamn I...
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jacleric:
I'm right beside you, @sheashannara ... I know you didn't want responses here.  I got a second job to pay down my credit cards... because every time I maxed them out?  The bastards gave me more credit.  This entire system is a fucking TRAP.
sheashannara:
@jacleric it absolutely is!😡

Funny joke/pick-up line I heard:

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Would you like to play Zombies?

It's fun; you lay down and scream while I eat your brains out 😉😈

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cerebus666:
😁😈
sheashannara:
@fredhincanada minimum 2, more depending on your...skill 😉😁

something fun

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and lighthearted, for a change LOL:

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fredhincanada:
It's almost TOO cheery.  lol.
sheashannara:
@fredhincanada lol!

#throwbackthursday

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Definitely still a banger:

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fredhincanada:
This song is part of my regular rotation.  I love it!
sheashannara:
@fredhincanada you have great taste sir!

something to think about

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Somebody at work was complaining, saying "These damn kids nowadays don't want to work anymore! Hell, I work 2 jobs over 60 hours a week! They just want to work a little bit and spend time with their friends and their hobbies. This generation is soft and weak."
So, I asked them, "Why do you work so much?"
They snorted. "Somebody has to pay rent...
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cerebus666:
😁👍👍
jacleric:
I say: wait until those damn kids realize they are alone in the world and have to fend for themselves.  Then the illusion of fun disappears real quick lol

"...you are the only thing in life that I got right."

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Think that about my kids, every fucking day.

funny ha-ha

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I was talking to a friend, asking how they were, and eventually the subject turned to dating (or lack thereof). I asked how it was going, and they said dreadful; when they asked me how my love life was, I said it's so non-existent that atheists now claim it. I laughed, they laughed, inwardly we both (probably) cried, good times, good times.

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jacleric:
I too have given up on dating.  If another lovely victim feels drawn to me?  Not my fault
sheashannara:
@jacleric I feel you there!

sometimes you poke the bruise to see if it still hurts

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and this song pokes that bruise HARD and fuck yes it still hurts:

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sheashannara:
@jacleric very true sir
sheashannara:
@fredhincanada glad you liked it!

a good friend turned me onto this

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I really dig it!

fredhincanada:
That wasn't too bad.  Thank you for sharing.
sheashannara:
@fredhincanada you're welcome, my friend, glad you liked it!

perfect today

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