shaneapex

Worlds hardest question for a man, worlds easiest question for a woman.
What would you rather be stuck on a deserted island with.....
A man with a vagina....
Or...
A woman with a penis?
I await your answer.

okay...new pet peeve.
Girls who sit and cuddle all night, then say how much a good friend you are then talk about their brother won't let them date his buddy.

Ah well, at least i got to judge a titty contest between 2 of them.

ZOMG!!!

Why do people look at porn for an hour and a half, trying to decide between Butt Slammers 29 and Slutty Co-Eds 32. Then just leave right when someone else comes in so i can't go outside for a smoke.

If anything happens...The judge will let me off with a warning, he's a regular customer.

Fuck fucking damn fucked fuckers!!!

Ah, i feel better now.

Fireworks went off a little crazy last night. Fires starting, screamers flying straight down bouncing off noggins, children screaming in fear, earth shaking kabooms you feel in the depths of your chest.

Twas tres cool!

Need a big scary stand in for when an Ex is coming to town?
Gimme a call.
But if i get punched...
You gotta be my nurse till the swelling goes down.

Ever had everything crash in on you to the point where you can't be alone with your own thoughts, and had no one to call...

Swearing helps i find.

Okay, I'm good for camping for another few years.
Wind, rain, campfire smoke blowing in my face, cold damn nights.
People humping in the trailer when my back is turned.
People taking my flashlight to go hump in the woods...
(they didn't know i brought a night vision scope though)
Other people humping in the very tiny tent.
Some dog coming and humping a friends...
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People around rural Saskatoon are crazy...
8 o'clock in the morning for breakfast i'm given the option of perogys or a beer for breakfast.
Teachers hate their students in grade seven and flirt with them in grade ten.
Everyone speaks ukrainian.
Everyones vehicle is tricky to start, but each vehicle is a different trick.
Move quick, cause everyone, including the women will take a swing...
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This is one of the many reasons he's The Greatest that there is.



"I killed a stone, i hospitalized a brick, I'm so mean i make medicine sick. Rumble young man rumble!"