top 5 put downs
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like...
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like...
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pavone:
Hahaha
...thanks for the friendship!, you should be a funny person!
...thanks for the friendship!, you should be a funny person!Valentines Dinner - 70
Drinks - 50
Taxi - 20
Hotel - 150
The look on your face when she tells you she's on her period - Priceless!
The look on her face when you tell her its going up her arse - Epic!
Drinks - 50
Taxi - 20
Hotel - 150
The look on your face when she tells you she's on her period - Priceless!
The look on her face when you tell her its going up her arse - Epic!
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slinkydog:
That is brilliant!!!
physis:
Good stuff!!!