schadenfreude

Going to Alabama Friday night. For a football game. I've lost my fucking mind.

Just a quick note to say that things with my sweet Southern crush have truly assploded. Not in a bad way. I thought we'd hook up, have some fun, yeah. No. Turns out he's been harboring a huge crush of his own for a while. This is going to be a big deal. It's not about just a hook up. I did spend the past...
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Last night could have not have been more ideal. Beers and shots with friends from work, then over to my Crush's house, where I did finally get to hear that sexy fucking voice whisper fabulous things in my ear, shortly after he pressed me up hard against the wall and kissed me like the end of the world was coming.

God damn. I didn't...
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OH SNAP.

My plan has worked BEAUTIFULLY.

My Huge Crush, the smoldering sexy Southern boss of mine, asked me out last night. OH yeah. It's so on.

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I am evil and predatory. Via my wily and creative ways, I will be driving The Crush (also one of my supervisors) to the airport tomorrow, at the ass crack of dawn. This has ensured a) an exchange of non-work phone numbers and b) some time to hang out outside of work. Excellent! *evil gleam*

He did, for some reason, come and bring...
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Spun is my new favorite movie. I can't believe I never heard about it when it came out. Sadly, I watched the censored version, as lent to me by My Crush; however, I will be purchasing the unrated ASAP, and hope that the Crush and I can maybe watch it together. Naked.

Another day of not getting my ass chewed by bosses. I'm shocked.

Bleu cheese stuffed olives are GOD'S FUCKING GIFT.

Saw an ex tonight at a BBQ, someone I dated for a few months last winter. Plenty of flirtation. When I leave to meet some other friends, he follows me out into the street and we make out, much to the amusement of everyone inside.

Timing is weird. I was just talking about him last night, mainly about his boundless sexual desire (read: addiction, actually,...
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So hungover. I went out with some girls from work, one of whom is just the most adorable lesbian, and we met all of her adorable lesbian friends. We toured some little brewpub on Camelback, then went to Eddie Matney's, then went to the Bikini, and then ended up at Amsterdam dancing. Foolishly I was pounding SoCo & lime at a nice steady pace the...
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The now-ex-F.B. is a complete and total moron. I knew he was a quasi-moron, until last weekend with half a dozen drunken whining, self-pitying phone calls after midnight. Drunk late night phone calls are usually not sexy. I was extremely unamused. The last time we talked, he pissed me off badly enough to actually yell a little bit, something I haven't done since last June...
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Today was totally ridiculous. I sat down for fifteen minutes out of 11 hours. My uber-cuckoo-gay-Nazi boss asked me how my court date went (uh, it was two weeks ago), told me that repeated speeding tickets could have serious ramifications on my career (???), and then spent the time to not only look up driving schools online, but to print a fuckload of brochures out...
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Spent all day yesterday in a salon to get the fucking hideous black out of my hair. Thankfully, the stylist was totally anal and was a complete perfectionist; therefore, my hair is a) not fried b) all one even nice red color c) cut well and d) styled well. Love her.

Have been blowing off the F.B. for the past five days due to an...
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