into: Attention to detail, low frequency audio, footnotes, pinball, single malts.

makes me happy: WHEN OLIVIA COMES TO MY HOUSE AND TYPES 'ASS FUCKING' IN THIS FORM FIELD.

makes me sad: Sleep deprivation.

5 things i can't live without: Barley, hops, water, yeast and a suitable vessel in which to combine them.

vices: Cheese, Metadata, BOOZE.

thoughts on sg: It's okay

occupation: Making the internet.

current crush: Al Suicide

stats: A hundred miles and running.

body mods: Short back and sides. Corporate attitude. Earplugs. Calculator Watch.

heroes: Jared Diamond, Billy Bremner

gets me hot: Gingers.

favorite position: It doesn't really matter, as long as we're listening to the imperial march.

most humbling moment: Getting out of bed in the morning.

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY STATUS: single