Member: samling

samling body of a goddess, mouth like a trucker.

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Member: samling
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into: being happy. ice cream. coffee. being a mom. being a friend. talking to my cats like they actually know what i'm talking about. cussing under my breath. singing. laughter. making out.

not into: scammers, liars, or cheaters. not into emotionally stunted people, either. get your shit together. especially if you have any kind of a smidge of a goal to be successful in some way. it doesn't happen without hard work.

makes me happy: sleep, coffee, my babies, furry and unfurry, sweaters, hugs, kisses, adult conversation, hooded sweatshirts, being appreciated, the smell of books, jeans, warm beds, walking around, having a theory of mind

makes me sad: people who think they can be the judge and jury for the rest of us.

hobbies: cooking, gardening, crafts, plotting, scheming, and hijinks.

5 things i can't live without: self-respect, my heart, my brain, coffee and my babies

vices: never going through with the plans i get in my head to do to people.

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: plotting against you, you paranoid fucks.

 

occupation: cat wrangler, mommy, jerkface and the person who isn't afraid to tell you the truth.

current crush: i think i'm getting too old for that now.

stats:

gets me hot: smart men who know their musical genres, can give backrubs, and have a great smile. men that can fix stuff, discuss with me about an opinion without either of us getting pissed off,

sign: instant human, just add coffee

most humbling moment: too many, too often.