age: 28 (Nov 28, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: Student/RA at University of Arizona

crush: Lindsay Lohan, without a doubt.

i lost my virginity: ...that's really not my problem, is it?

body mods: Half sleeves. Stretched lobes. Surface bar by my right tragus.

sign: Stop

stats: All time leading pass rusher. Quarterbacks fear me.

makes me sad: Girls who were so amazing until they opened their mouth and drunk residents I have to write up. An empty fridge. Goth kid mosh.

makes me happy: Getting a good grade on a test I studied for. Kissing a girl I've crushed over for months on end. Talking to my family on the phone. Seeing my dog when I come home to visit. A stocked fridge.

fantasy: being able to fantasize.

gets me hot: A girl wearin' my shirt and who likes to be on top.

into: hardcore, working out, football, cooking, and old-school-tattoos.