into: Myself

5 things i can't live without: epiphanies, sarcasm, irony, euphemisms, double entendre

vices: heroin, crack, and kiddie porn

occupation: Slutbag

current crush: Joan Jett sang a song about her

stats: Politically incorrect

body mods: Gradually increasing. A new liver will likely be next.

heroes: I believe the children are our future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. Give them a sense of pride to make it easier. Let the children's laughter remind us how we used to be.

gets me hot: Our corrupt government

favorite position: iIs illegal is some states

fantasy: Is so much better than reality sometimes

sign: My signature is illegible

most humbling moment: Riding the short bus to school

i lost my virginity: $200 reward for its safe return