into: Bad things. And stupid things.

makes me happy: Sleep. SGSF. The word "sniffer." Good wine. Bumble bees.

makes me sad: Dead puppies. Stupid people. People who talk too much.

hobbies: History from 1850 (the year both San Francisco and Los Angeles were incorporated as cities) to 1925 (the year of the Scopes trial). Sociology and human behavior. Killing ants. Listening to audiobooks.

5 things i can't live without: beer, refrigerator, bed, um, I guess doors are pretty important, and knobs to go on the doors.

vices: Boobs and booze. And Boobs.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: Blasphemer

current crush: Girls who work in hardware stores.

stats: Hot

body mods: Still factory-original.

gets me hot: Coyness.

favorite position: Left field.

fantasy: To be able to make myself go black and white upon command.

sign: Pices. Grrr...gle.

most humbling moment: Every time I look up at the stars at night. I'm always reminded that there's no way I could destroy them all without some giant machine that would probably be too heavy for me to build by myself.

i lost my virginity: By fucking.

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: someone exotic

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: not telling

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship