into: drinking, and then doing aerobics.
not into: hippies, white shoes, church, animals that think they're people, fat chicks, budweiser, when animals are cruel to me, reality shows, aztec money, cesar milan, blue jean shorts, carburetors, dickheads, and any other shit that sucks
makes me happy: a large cup filled with booze, fast bikes, smoking thirty-seven cigarettes, thrashing nice things that are mine, and hiding from people.
makes me sad: fat college girls drunk on bud light, clipping my dogs nails, bombs, and thinking about all the bikes i've had and sold.
hobbies: fighting little kids, smoking pcp, shooting stray animals/ peoples pets, starting violent motorcycle gangs, building meth labs, jerking off to my own ass, passing out in ditches or holes, punching hungry horses, and jogging
5 things i can't live without: booze, my dogs, motorcycles, guns, and short shorts
vices: being nice to bums, sexing myself to SGs, drinking until i puke, making fun of people until it's borderline inappropriate, wirting things on myself in a permanent manner, and wrecking shit totally hardcore
thoughts on sg: I hate it
i spend most of my free time: burning recyclables in my front yard wearing a speedo
occupation: dickfor
current crush: this little hottie that's hot
stats: regular old jackoff
body mods: i was born this way motherfucker!
heroes: r. lee ermy, kenny powers
gets me hot: too much to drink, nerdy girls (every fuckin time!), and not talking a whole lot
favorite position: prone supported
fantasy: to have a dog ranch, and an assortment of motorcycles and mountainbikes, and at least three wives ( but not those weird mormon chicks, i just want normal chicks who will share me and occasionally lez out on each other)
sign: cock
most humbling moment: one time this guy poored beer on my head and called it a party
i lost my virginity: to some dumb skank
CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...
POT: Occasionally
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Reading at the coffeeshop.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Crafty, Hardcore, Hillbilly, Punk, Metalhead, Hippy
