into: Right now I'd just love to get enough sleep.
makes me happy: Sleeping on the roof, snuggling with my cat, mornings when there is nowhere that I have to be, riding the bus at night when it's cold outside, May, well fitting underware
makes me sad: Leonard Cohen (but in a good way), Electolysis, November, MRSA.
5 things i can't live without: My atlas collection, a deep purse, Sterile Glovesr, spell checkers, uncomfortable shoes.
vices: Swearing. (At the TV, other drivers, bad movies, the newspaper, dip-shit patients, republican neighbors, cops, patients, physicians, prerecorded phone messages, and the rest of life's little indecencies.) But damn, just because I quit smoking, don't drink and have never learned to gamble doesn't mean I'm dull. Does it? The rest of my vices I just like to call “Charming Quirks.”
thoughts on sg: It's okay
i spend most of my free time: Sleeping
Time Travel
occupation: RN
current crush: Is four inches taller than me, with strong arms, beautiful hands... and is already married. (story of my life)
stats: 2 cats, 1 dog, 1 bed, 1 bath, 4 bumper stickers, 1 jar of maraschino cherries in the fridge.
body mods: I am the Hamlet of mods.
heroes: Someday I'll be my own hero.
gets me hot: Slightly off their rockers, smart, left-wing, vegan, anarchist chicks. Funny, tall, sharp witted, talkative, lawyer boys with wide smiles who know how to dance and like to grope in public.
favorite position: On my feet!
fantasy: An old farmhouse porch. It's midsummer, still and hot. The sun has finally gone down and we are now only illuminated by a single bare light bulb hanging from a wire. It's dark beyond the porch--a soft and rich impeniterable darkness. Beyond we can only smell the hay, the dirt, the wood. I hear the corn stalks ratteling. I stand up and slowly pull the light, floral print dress over your head. You slowly caress first my neck, then my breast, under my arms, my stomach, between my legs, my knee caps. Barefoot we dance silently over the soft, worn-smooth wooden porch planks.
sign: ...still waiting
most humbling moment: Seeing the look on my kitty's face when he caught me masterbating. Oh, the shame of it all!
i lost my virginity: Four wine coolers later
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Nope
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Hippy, Bookworm, Fuck you, I defy categories
