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Wishing you didn't suck major fucking dick is just too hard. Because.... you will ALWAYS SUCK.... major fucking dick.

Whatta douce. I hate douce bags.

Ew to the extreme biggie style.

Word.
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vonplock:
Then I'm with you, FUCK YOU DOUCE BAG!

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I wonder who the hell I just called a douce bag eeek


craftygrrl:
Amen, sister.
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Fuck yeah, my new pastry job is awesome. Fuck yeah, I got drunk in celebration. AND FUCK YEEEAH! I'M GUNNA GO FUCK MY BIFFY!!!!

i wuv his weenie.
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vonplock:
that's won wucky weenie!
smite:
I love that you use the term "weenie" so awesome.
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When the going gets tough, the tough get tequila.

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ninjadguru:
And line. Don't forget the line!!
ninjadguru:
ooops that was supposed to say Lime not line! my bad
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anarkiti:
Love it! LOL
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Je veux habiter Paris et voyager dans le pays dans les fleurs, la peinture et la chute de slection dans l'amour.
Je travaillerai dans un systme de ptisserie et passerai les nuits d't sirotant le th et portant le cru Dior.

My french is rusty. Maybe even crusty.
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rashfolk:
Il est plutot bien ton francais!! Don't be too hard on yourself!! The only tip to learn a language is to practice every time you can!!wink
friscillating:
SACRE BLEU!
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Clair Sinclair.

What's not to love?

Man I wish I was still 19 sometimes.... but with all the knowledge of my 23 year old self.

... and as good in bed as my 23 year old self.

And maybe allergic to cupcakes, no that's a cruel wish. I fucking love cupcakes.
charliewonka:
isnt she amazing?
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I fucking love Willy Wonka.
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charliewonka:
im going to have to say i do to.
nessy:
hell yeah! There's a restaurant in my city that plays willy wonka continuously.. EVERY food, desert and drink option consists of sweets and chocolate. It's pretty flippin' awesome. smile
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Hello my loves!

Are you all ready for summer? Hot girls in short dresses with heels? Boys with tattoos buying you drinks as you give a flirty wink, a blush and a smile!!??

I am!

SO SO SO ready!

My legs are buff and ready to rock the heels all summer long. My hair is now red and I loooove the vixen look. I've been...
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charliewonka:
oh boylovelove
entese:
im ready for summer too!!!!! here is almost like that now yayyy
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I wish I was in Vegas. I also wish I was doing shots.

soon. i will be. smile
heartbaker:
Your so pretty smile
prettyawful:
Awe shucks! Thank you!
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I'm sick as a dawg. 102 degree temp with the shivers all night. Thank jeebus that my boy was there to ice me down and force me to lay naked in my bed to lower my body temp. What scary night. I've been working too much.

sighhblackeyed
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I feel like I live my life as though I'm looking for big foot.

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friscillating:
Hmmmm ... and how is that going? He lives in the mountains as I understand ...
prettyawful:
It means that I like a challenge & things that are taller than me. smile
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This is what the rest of my night will be like:

I will drink the remain drops of red wine in my fridge. It's from a bottle my neighbor left on my doorstep as a thank you for letting her stay in my house when she locked herself out. I will strip down to my birthday suit and slink in tp the warm shower waters....
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vonplock:
WOW! YOU ROCK!
atlas_:
That ... sounds like a good plan!! ;-)