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So Amber Valletta checked into rehab... but she's clean. She's getting help for "work stress." At that point, aren't you just going to a spa?
alyk:
I went to party at Amber Valletta's house in Oklahoma a few years ago. Long story.

I linked your "sexy celeb poses" story in my ASL column--hopefully it will earn a few dollars for you!
crispy:
It was an amazing movie. Definite must see. Kinnear and Wahlberg are both fantastic, and somehow - even though I've 'known' Vermeil and Papale my whole life - truly are belivable in the roles. Just a great movie.
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Sometimes the news just makes me giggle. Three stories burning up today's wires:

Judge to Rule if 'Meowing' Is Harassment
Meow A district judge has been asked to decide whether that word is a harmless taunt or grounds for misdemeanor harassment. Jeannette police charged a 14-year-old boy for ''meowing'' whenever he sees his neighbor, 78-year-old Alexandria Carasia.

No, That's Not a Penis Pump, Mom. Really...
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Apparently that classy guy Brandon Davis has decided to renew his "firecrotch" attack on Lindsay Lohan. And - what a surprise! - Paris Hilton was sitting next to him at the time, smiling. At least she wasn't openly laughing like before.

I've been wondering why this bothers me. I think it's just that Paris is a mean girl. A mean, nasty, spiteful, petty girl. And...
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alyk:
You'll be relieved to know to she actually won an award for being fucking useless!

Ms. Hilton has made it into the 2007 Guinness Book of World Records, but it may not be for a reason she'd particularly enjoy. While Britney Spears or Tom Cruise were probably somewhere close behind, Paris takes the crown for our favorite record ever -- Most Overrated Person.

A spokesperson for the book says it took its info from a number of magazine polls. Readers voted on their least favorite and most overrated celebrity and Hilton's name kept coming up on top.



If she gets an accolade like that, I think I deserve to make it into Guinness for something like "Worst Neighbor," or anything completely pointless like that.

alyk:
Dude, I know. Sometimes things can get so beyond uber-pc'ness around here, it's disgusting.
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Why are SUV drivers always so damn timid on the road? You have 4-wheel drive, for God's sake, and you're driving a tank! Step on it! And when did turn signals become optional features on cars?

Rant concluded.
alyk:
Dude, in the gossip group, we were just taking about "Woody Allen's former au pair" and her opinion of Colin's "love-making skills." Like, maybe she should just feel lucky she got to sleep with a famous person other than Woody Allen, you know?
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This may be old news to some, but it's new news to me: There's going to be another "Die Hard" movie! Oh my freaking God! This is hilarious, surprising and just a bit pathetic. According to Variety:

"Live Free or Die Hard" will return Bruce Willis to the bigscreen as rough-and-tumble New York cop John McClane. Pic, set to begin shooting next month, will bow...
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Excellent casting decision of the week: Helena Bonham Carter is piling on for the next Harry Potter movie, playing deranged villainess Bellatrix Lestrange. Such a perfect choice! As an admitted Potter-phile, I'm just giddy.
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Heath Ledger is the new Joker? What an odd choice. He's certainly a good actor, but I'm not sure he has that psychopathic-yet-humorous glint in his eye. Jack, come back!
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maxx:
the only time i weep is when while i masturbate in the shower.
crispy:
If I remember correctly MTV did a big blowout thing for their 20th, but, yeah you'd think they'd do something for the 25th. That's like the silver anniversary or something, right?

I love those old videos though. And that Atari commercial cracked me the hell up.

A few months ago I shelled out for an Atari emulator deal.
I think I need to play that again later tonight.
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Apparently Ron Jeremy's new party buddy is... Kevin Federline's mother! This makes such perfect sense, words fail.
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It's too brief to post as a story, but how much do I love the list of this season's guest stars on "Nip/Tuck": Larry Hagman (who's definitely some real-life work done), Richard Chamberlain (ditto), Peter Dinklage, Melissa Gilbert (her too), Brooke Shields, Rosie ODonnell, and Catherine Deneuve (still stunning). Some more details:

* Brooke Shields will return as Julians psychiatrist, but with a problem of...
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alyk:
Dude, I swear people are driving me bonkers in the Mel Gibson thread.
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Amid my usual news-trolling, I came across this headline on CNN.com, which I imagine was fun for that copywriter to come up with: Severed Hand Found in Nude Dancer's Home.

Apparently, a stripper in New Jersey is fond of collecting body parts, which actually isn't as disturbing as it sounds when you read the article. The hand was stored in in formaldehyde and everything. But...
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